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Nurzy Games | Most Recent Games |
Last Update: July 03, 2009
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Nurzy News | Today's Top Stories |
Last Update: July 03, 2009
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| Recently posted: |  |  | Eleven-Month-Old-Boy Accidentally Dials 911 And Gets Dad Arrested | | | A B.C. man probably wishes he had given his 11-month-old son a set of keys to play with instead of a phone, after the infant accidentally dialed 9-1-1 and brought police to dad's marijuana grow operation. |
Eleven-Month-Old-Boy Accidentally Dials 911 And Gets Dad Arrested A B.C. man probably wishes he had given his 11-month-old son a set of keys to play with instead of a phone, after the infant accidentally dialed 9-1-1 and brought police to dad's marijuana grow operation. Read Full Story ...
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|  | | More weird news: |  |  | Mother Unplugs Video Game, Son Throws Taco At Her  |  |
Mother Unplugs Video Game, Son Throws Taco At Her Authorities say a central Florida 19-year-old threw a taco at his mother for unplugging his video game system. Read Full Story ...
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Man Swaps Empty Lobster Shell For Crab LegsAfter he finished his lobster dinner, an upstate New York man apparently was still hungry for seafood so he swapped the lobster shell for crab legs - and now he faces a petit larceny charge. Read Full Story ...
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Joke Of The DayYou will laugh at this one! Read Full Story ...
 | Oldsmar Man Arrested After Crashing Into Parked Car, Store, Fence, Then Tree  |  |
Oldsmar Man Arrested After Crashing Into Parked Car, Store, Fence, Then TreeIt began with a parked car. Then the front window of a business. Then a fence. And, finally, a tree. Read Full Story ...
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Priceless SkidmarkYuck! Read Full Story ...
 | Judge Mocks "Inept" Naked Burglar  |  |
Judge Mocks "Inept" Naked Burglar A naked burglar was caught after getting stuck in a supermarket chimney. Read Full Story ...
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Nurzy Pictures | Shit Happens!? |
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Nurzy Jokes | Some Sarcasm here |
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Recent jokes
 | If you're American ... If you're American when you go into the
bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you when you're in the
bathroom?
European! |  | Sunroof You All Night LongWhy do blondes like sunroofs?
More legroom! |  | SunbathingWhen should a woman get a suntan?
When the roof blows off the kitchen! |
More cool jokes
|  | Yo mama's So Stupid...SunYo mama is so stupid, she traveled to the sun because she thought it was a cheese ball. |  | CarrotsHow do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses? |  | Traveling on FridayQ: If a cowboy rides into town on Friday, and three days later, he leaves on Friday, how does he do it?
A: The horse's name is Friday. |  | Invisible CarrotsWhat's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts! |  | Politician ReincarnationQ: Why are politicians proof of reincarnation?
A: You just can't get that screwed up in one lifetime. |  | Car FunWhen is a car not a car?
When it turns into a parking lot. |  | Professional Practical Jokes on the GroomA dentist, an electrician, and a carpenter decide to play a practical joke their best friend on his wedding night.
"I'll loosen some joints on his bed so it collapses when he's making love," says the carpenter.
"I'll hot wire his mattress so they'll feel immense heat while making love," says the electrician.
"Those are good ideas," says the dentist. "But my contribution's going to be a real surprise."
The next day the new husband comes to the diner to meet his friends. He says "I congratulate you guys for making the bed heat up and collapse, but I'm gonna kill whichever one of you put novocaine in the massage oil!" |  | The Bad BeltQ: Why did the belt get locked up?
A: He held up a pair of pants. |  | Potential & RealityA kid asks his father for help on a writing assignment. "Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?"
His father looks up thoughtfully and says, "I'll demonstrate. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you've learned."
The kid is puzzled, but asks his mother. "Mom, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?"
"Don't tell your father, but, yes, I would."
He then goes to his sister's room. "Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?"
She replies, "Omigod! Definitely!"
The kid goes back to his father. "Dad, I think I've figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on $2 million bucks, but in reality, we're living with two sluts." |  | Perfect Tee ShotA guy stands over his tee shot for what seems an eternity: looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Finally his exasperated partner says, "What's taking so long? Hit the damn ball!"
The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot."
"Forget it, man," says his partner. "You'll never hit her from here." |  | A Mother's Sex EducationA mother worries that her teenage daughter is having sex and might get pregnant, so she consults several parenting websites for advice.
Later that evening, as her daughter prepares for a date, the mother sits down to talk with her. "I know you are adult enough to make the right decision about your body. But I want you to please try to abstain from sex until you're married. If you must have sex, then please use protection."
Feeling proud of herself for being so pro-active, the mother hands her daughter a box of condoms.
The daughter laughs and hugs her mother. "Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating a girl!" |  | IT and Light Bulbs Q: How many IT guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, that's a Facilities problem.
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