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Nurzy Games | Most Recent Games Last Update: March 11, 2010 Pro Rally 2009 Category: Wicked Currently 2.65/5 1 2 3 4 5 Rating: 2.7/5 Votes: 123 Puzzle Mania - Car Category: Cool Currently 3.03/5 1 2 3 4 5 Rating: 3.0/5 Votes: 113 Choose Your Weapon 4 Category: Funny Currently 2.73/5 1 2 3 4 5 Rating: 2.7/5 Votes: 106 Stackz Category: Wicked Currently 2.69/5 1 2 3 4 5 Rating: 2.7/5 Votes: 113 ShotGun Fun 2 Category: Funny Currently 2.71/5 1 2 3 4 5 Rating: 2.7/5 Votes: 119 Nevermore 3 Category: Wicked Currently 2.66/5 1 2 3 4 5 Rating: 2.7/5 Votes: 117 CQC - Close Quarter Combat Category: Wicked Currently 2.88/5 1 2 3 4 5 Rating: 2.9/5 Votes: 115 Formula D Racing Category: Nice Currently 2.80/5 1 2 3 4 5 Rating: 2.8/5 Votes: 128 More Games ...

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Nurzy Jokes | Some Sarcasm here Last Update: March 11, 2010 Just click a link to read the entire joke. Recent jokes Julian McCullough: Male Cleaning Schedule CloseMove I used to live with five straight guys and -- ew, the cleaning schedule was 'nope.' Julian McCullough: Drunk Girl Orgasm CloseMove Trying to get a drunk girl to finish is like trying to take a drunk girl home when she can't remember where she lives. She's like, 'That's not it, that's not it, that's not it.' Shane Mauss: Freakishly Skinny CloseMove I've been freakishly skinny my entire life because there's a hole in my butt. More cool jokes Walks Into a Bar... Vampires CloseMove Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have a pint of blood." The second one says, "I'll have one, too." The third one says, "I'll have a pint of plasma." The bartender says, "So, that'll be two Bloods and a Blood Lite?" Natasha Leggero: Male Comics CloseMove Male comics are always coming up to me, and they're like, 'Hey, Natasha, don't you think you're a little attractive to be a comedian?' And I'm like, 'Don't you think you're a little ugly to be talking to me?' Jon Lajoie: Mysteries of the Universe CloseMove I have this thing that I do called 'Mysteries of the Universe,' when I gaze up at the countless stars and infinite galaxies. I realize how small and insignificant my girlfriend is. So, I get drunk and cheat on her with my 18-year-old neighbor. Demetri Martin: Adult Toys CloseMove It's very easy to turn a toy into an adult toy -- location, location, location. Boiled Egg CloseMove What did the egg say to the boiling water? I don't think I can get hard, I just got laid this morning! Ultimate Rejection CloseMove Q: What's the ultimate rejection? A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep. Love and Herpes? CloseMove Q: What's the difference between love and herpes? A: Herpes lasts forever. Men and Snowstorms CloseMove Q: How is a man like a snowstorm? A: You don't know when it's going to come, how many inches you'll get or how long it'll last. Charlie Murphy: 6.5 Billion People on the Planet CloseMove To put that number in perspective, 6.5 billion people is so many people that anything that's humanely imaginable, as you imagine it, somewhere on the planet, there is a motherf**ker doing it. Women and Bad Weather CloseMove Q: What do women, tornadoes and hurricanes have in common? A: They all get the house. Pete Holmes: I Love New York CloseMove There are so many people in this city, so much happening, that it's impossible to tell if your apartment is haunted. Think about that, that's true. 'Cause you can hear anything, at any hour -- there's always something to blame it on. Sinbad: Climb Mountains CloseMove Black people start making money and want to do stuff we would never do, want to climb mountains. It's right there -- you ain't got to climb it, you got a house. Why you gotta go outside and climb a rock?

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